Meet “Burpy the Burposaur”(™)
Burpy the Burposaur had a big surprise for everybody in his elementary school on his first day there. His teacher ended up in a tree and the bus driver who had mistreated Burpy didn’t fare much better. You see,...
Read moreThe Brainstem Theory: An explanation of male behavior
As I left church Sunday I saw a group of young boys running around –without jackets – in very cold weather, completely oblivious to the fact that they were freezing. The scene reminded me of a theory I came...
Read moreWill everything turn out alright in the end?
Optimism is a good thing. It’s the belief that when we have problems, “everything will turn out alright in the end.” But I’m a glass-half-empty kind of guy. My first reaction to most problems is that everything will not...
Read moreI’m fresh out of “somedays”
I had all these dreams; big ideas that I was going to accomplish “someday.” I was going to win an Oscar for best screenplay by the time I was 40. I was going to write a bookshelf full of...
Read moreWe need more immigrants for a strong economy
We should be rolling out the welcome mat for new immigrants, not building a wall to keep them out. Why? Because, in addition to the moral and humane reasons, they may be our best hope for replenishing the shrinking...
Read moreMy unforgettable first week as a substitute teacher
My first substitute teaching job was a couple of weeks ago in a second grade class. It was the week before Thanksgiving and their regular teacher said the main project of the day was for the kids to make...
Read moreMy love affair with the sea: A never-ending poem
My hair was still wet when I sat down, shivering, at the antique table in the warm common room of the old Gosby House Inn in Pacific Grove. It was late afternoon and a cold rain had rolled in...
Read morePrejudice 101: The not-so-fine art of condemning differences
I didn’t think I was prejudiced toward minorities while growing up in Western New York in the 1960’s. But looking back on those years, I realize that I had bought into the stereotypes. Along with my friends, I chuckled...
Read moreCaptain Hook and my anchor-dropping fiasco
I had a commanding officer in the Navy that I called Captain Hook. He motivated his subordinates through fear, by which I mean he enjoyed chewing us up and spitting us out like so many chaws of tobacco. Hook...
Read moreWhy I got fired as the CEO of our family
I couldn’t understand why my wife couldn’t run our household like a business. It seemed pretty logical to me – and a lot more efficient. One evening, Tammy came to me in tears to tell me that she was...
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